Way back in 1981, we decided to enter the field of graphic
design, when creativity had to be expressed by hand, before
the personal computer expanded the boundaries of what
was possible. As the years passed, as the world grew to
demand ever increasing degrees of originality, we came
to realize our true purpose in life. We were not meant
to simply carry on as most graphic designers. NO. We saw
we were meant to go far beyond the mere production of
great design. We were driven to dig deeper, to discover
the actual source of the creative impulse itself and to
discover a way to harness this power for the greater benefit
of each and every one of our clients and every man, woman, and child on this earth - and perhaps the entire universe!.
And this we have done! On January 1st, 1997, we successfully
completed our long and treacherous sojourn. We discovered
what we call element3, the essential constituent of the
pure creative impulse that drives the entire cosmos.
Why such a hum drum name for such an extraordinary thing
you ask? Well, as with any quest for knowledge, there
were two previous elements we discovered that we thought
were THE source of pure creativity but were found to be
of somewhat lesser import. So the name is simple and literal.
And, if you're really honest, even the simplicity of the
name can't hide the power you feel when you say it, when
you look at the words. The reality is so AWESOME it needs
But having discovered element3 would mean nothing if we
couldn't harness it. So one evening, without our knowledge,
our lead researcher, having found no manufacturable means
to harness this awesome power, took it upon himself to
leap into the abyss of e3 power. Risking everything, committing
heart, soul and even his physical body, he opened himself
to the direct radiance of e3. After the smoke cleared,
he found himself irretrievably altered - with unimaginable
creative powers. We dare not divulge much of the reality
because we have found mere mortals tend to quake in their
boots so to speak - and often begin to feel more inadequate
then most of us already feel. So suffice it to say, what
is done is done, and we are left with a staff member that
inexhaustibly fuels our creative engine. We made him a
really cool suit and bowed to his wish to simply be called
. . .
. . . and all is well.
But, because e3 Man is so . . . well . . . altered, we
have convinced him to stay inside and limit his contact
with other humans to an occasional phone call or postcard.
And surprisingly this suits him just fine as his creativity
runs at such a fevered pace there really isn't much room
for anything else, nor any desire. So rest assured, e3
Man is intimately involved with every project whether
large or small, whether conservative by design or way
out there. E3 Man does justice to them all, gives equally
to all! E3 Man is changing the face of cyberspace for
the better through the harnessed, beneficent power of
Or something like that. Hehe.